Sunday, July 29, 2007
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
During an intense game of Cranium, Brie picks a humdinger card, where you have to hum a song and have the other team member guess it.
Brie: Aw, a humdinger, we can't do this one 'cause Josh is deaf.
Mom smacks Josh in the arm to get his attention.
Mom: You're deaf?!?!
Josh rolls his eyes, and Mom starts giggling uncontrollably.
Posted by Vanessa at 7:04 PM
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Brother 2 has this crazy metabolism, where he can eat anything he wants and not gain a pound.
Brother 1: I'm going to spend all my money on making you fat.
Brother 2: I'll never be fat, I don't eat condiments.
Brother 2: I don't eat condiments, that's what makes you fat.
Me: Eating ketchup and mustard makes you fat?!?
Brother 2: Yeah, that's why I don't eat them.
Posted by Vanessa at 11:14 AM
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Brother 1: On vacation we discussed how much better it would be if you weren't around. Like if Mom and Dad had given you up for adoption and just waited for us to come.
Mom: That's not true!
Brother 1: Uh, I'm not the one who said it, I'm just repeating what I heard.
Posted by Vanessa at 11:58 AM
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
Brother 1 (looking like a lightbulb just went off in his head): You know how Coke Zero has nothing in it? Just artificial flavors and a little salt??
Brother 1: BUDDY COULD HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Do you think he'd like it?
Brother 1: YES! HE WOULD LOVE IT! You can't give it to him though, he already loves you too much.
Posted by Vanessa at 10:06 PM
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Brother 2: You should have heard it, when we were driving to the airport, I farted right as we went over those warning bumps!
Brother 1: Yeah! And I farted when we were waiting for Old Faithful to blow up, when everyone got really quiet in anticipation.
Brother 2: We had some really well timed farts on this vacation.
Posted by Vanessa at 5:48 PM
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Mom: Did the boys tell you about the first hotel we stayed in?
Mom: We got to the first room, and the air conditioning wasn't working, so we went down to the front desk and got put in a new room. Then we went up to that room, and the air still wasn't working very well, so the boys opened the sliding door to the balcony thing, and there was a used prophylactic on the balcony!!
Mom: We did not stay in that hotel!
Posted by Vanessa at 7:41 AM
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Brother 1: Why aren't you married??
Me: Uh, I think having a boyfriend would be the first step towards that goal.
Brother 1: All three of the Hanson brothers are married, and the youngest is only 21!
Me: That's what I aspire to, being like Hanson.
Brother 1: Rich thought they were really hot, then he found out they were boys.
Posted by Vanessa at 10:21 AM