Condoms

Mom: Did the boys tell you about the first hotel we stayed in?

Me: Nope.

Mom: We got to the first room, and the air conditioning wasn't working, so we went down to the front desk and got put in a new room. Then we went up to that room, and the air still wasn't working very well, so the boys opened the sliding door to the balcony thing, and there was a used prophylactic on the balcony!!

Me: Gross.

Mom: We did not stay in that hotel!