Brother 2 is being a lemming for Halloween. Brother 1 dressed up as the Domino's Fudgy Buddy from that weird commercial over the weekend. Get excited for pictures.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
I went to the end of Monday Night Football. Here's what everyone was wearing:
Dad: Jeans, Bears tshirt
Friend 1: Bears Zubaz pants, Bears sweatshirt
Friend 2: Bears sweat pants, Bears tshirt
And they had a orange haired troll on the table for good luck. Maybe these were lucky from the 1985 season?
Posted by Vanessa at 9:03 AM
Monday, October 16, 2006
James Blunt, "You're Beautiful" comes on.
Brother 1: Think of how many girls you could get if you could sing like this. Like, at parties, you could just go up to the hot girls, start singing this song, and they'd be all over you.
Me: Honestly, that might be kinda creepy.
Brother 1: Not if you had a guitar! And especially if you pulled the guitar out of thin air. Like, you walk up with a drink in your hand, drop it, and pull a guitar over your shoulder. Or, pull down your pants and pull the guitar out of your ass. That would be even hotter.
Posted by Vanessa at 10:38 AM
Saturday, October 14, 2006
So, we're shuffling through Brother 1's iPod on the way to the movies, when "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer came on.
Brother 1: Aw, yeah, this is mine and Brother 2's song!! At night, I take off all my clothes, put on this song, and crawl into Brother 2's room, singing along.
Brother 2: You're lucky I sleep naked.
Posted by Vanessa at 11:48 AM
Friday, October 13, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Me: Girls don't fart.
Mom: I agree, I've never farted.
Brother 1: Monopoly.
Dad: Yep, monopoly.
Brother 2: I thought it was Sorry.
Me, Dad, and Brother 1: Nope, Monopoly.
*Mom farted during a game of Monopoly about 10 years ago, and we still haven't forgotten about it.
Posted by Vanessa at 11:04 AM
Friday, October 06, 2006
Here are some things that have been written in the past few weeks.
I will eat your babies and step on your frog hands.
Brother 2 looks like a psychotic walrus eating pig.
Vanessas ass is huge.
I sold Vanessa's butt on ebay for one dollar.
* I'll be in Tennessee this weekend visiting Brother 1, so I dunno how often I'll update, but I can guarantee some great posts next week :)
Posted by Vanessa at 8:50 AM
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
We never had Hamburger Helper growing up, but Brother 1's roommates have been making it for dinner.
Me: What is Hamburger Helper exactly?
Brother 1: This ass crap, paste, powder, disgusting stuff you mix with ground beef, that makes it turn into something.
Posted by Vanessa at 8:16 PM