Mike opening another graduation card: Whoa! I'm not going to get a job. I'm just going to keep graduating from things.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Me: Will you be my flower girl?
Cousin G: YES!!! Vanessa. Do you want to hear something?
Cousin G: When my mom told me you got engaged, I told her that I wanted to be your flower girl!
Me: Whoa, luck you, you do get to be my flower girl!
Cousin G then proceeds to interrogate me about what she's wearing, how she's going to do her hair, etc.
Brother 1: Tell Cousin G I'm mad at her for taking my position!
Me: She's 6.
Brother 1: I'm still pissed.
Posted by Vanessa at 2:33 PM
Friday, December 05, 2008
Brother 2: Am I going to be in your wedding party?
Me: You're going to be an usher.
Brother 2: Aw! Sweet! So I can refuse to let people in?? Awesome!
Me: No! You are not a bouncer! Ushers walk people down the aisle to their seats. You make sure the little old ladies get there safely.
Brother 2: Aw. I want to be a flower girl then!
The next day:
Brother 1: Am I going to be in your wedding party?
Me: You get to be an usher.
Brother 1: But I want to be the little girl that throws flower petals and gives you your rings!
Me: That's what Brother 2 said too.
Brother 1: Ok, then we can hold hands and do it?
Me: No, you're an usher.
Brother 1: Oh! Like a bouncer!! We can have clipboards and a rope!
Me: No, you make sure the little old ladies get to their seats safely.
Brother 1: Can we have chicken fights with the old ladies?
Posted by Vanessa at 12:23 PM
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008
Aunt S: How old is Kyle?
Brother 1: 40. (25)
Aunt S: How long have they been dating again?
Brother 1: 3 weeks. (8 months)
Aunt S: What does her ring look like?
Brother 1: Uh, he got it in a cracker jack box, it's kinda crappy. (a beautiful saphire)
Aunt S: Have they thought about a date yet?
Brother 1: They're getting married this weekend in Michigan. (not sure yet)
Posted by Vanessa at 4:39 PM