Cousin J to Brother 2: Would you please stop buttering my tomato?
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Yesterday was the championship party.
Me: You would think with all the Bears shirts and decorations, they were playing today or something.
Brother 1: We are still rooting for the Bears. You know what's going to happen in the Superbowl, right?
Brother 1: The game will be tied 0-0, it will go into 7 over times, and the Bears will be declared the winners.
Me: Oh, ok.
Posted by Vanessa at 6:12 PM
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
I'm in the laundry room. Dad closes the door and turns off the light. 30 seconds later, he turns the light back on and comes in giggling.
Me: That's not funny.
Dad: You're right. This is serious stuff. So serious I pooped my pants.
Me: You better take care of that.
Dad: Nah, I'm leaving it there, saving it for later.
Me: You're saving your poop for later?
Posted by Vanessa at 6:55 PM
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
We're pulling up to a stop light and the driver of the car next to us has his door open.
Mom: We're going to take off that guy's door.
Brother 1: He's probably hocking a lugie like Aunt K.
Brother 1: Aunt K does that all the time, opens her car door and hocks a lugie on the ground.
Mom: I don't believe you.
Brother 1: Call her up, she'll confirm my story.
Posted by Vanessa at 2:04 PM