Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Everyone has facebook, including my Grandma.

Brother 2's status update: Does not enjoy cock, other than his own.

Grandma's response: Glad to hear it! Maybe you don't want to share with everyone. Love you. Gram

Sunday, September 13, 2009


Look what she has to put up with...

Thursday, September 10, 2009


Violet Cynthia was born on 9-9-09 (awesome birthday!) at 7:27 am. She weighs 7 lbs 8 oz and is 21 inches long :)

Tuesday, September 08, 2009


Dad: I need you to go walk in the mud outside, so I can make plaster casts of your footprints and sell them as Sasquash feet.

Sunday, September 06, 2009


Brother 1: I want to see your belly right after you deliver. Will you have a huge flap of skin?

Me: I've heard you usually leave the hospital still looking 5 months pregnant. It takes a few weeks for your uterus to go back to normal.

Brother 2: Will you be walking around queefing?

Brother 1: Wow.