Halloween!

Lullaby

Kyle makes up songs for Violet. Here's the latest:

I'm your dad.
I'm so glad, 'cause I'm your dad.
And I would never give you up to an orphanage, 'cause I'm your dad.
And I wouldn't give you to a homeless man on the street, 'cause I'm your dad.
Even if he looked lonely.
'Cause I'm your dad.

Phone Calls

Mom and Brother 2 are on the phone.

Mom: Here, talk to Violet.

She holds the phone up to Violet's ear, and you can hear Brother 2 saying stuff to her.

Violet: (Crazy laughing horse noise)

Brother 2: What the hell was that?!?

Facebook

Everyone has facebook, including my Grandma.

Brother 2's status update: Does not enjoy cock, other than his own.

Grandma's response: Glad to hear it! Maybe you don't want to share with everyone. Love you. Gram

Uncles

Look what she has to put up with...

Violet

Violet Cynthia was born on 9-9-09 (awesome birthday!) at 7:27 am. She weighs 7 lbs 8 oz and is 21 inches long :)

Swelling

Dad: I need you to go walk in the mud outside, so I can make plaster casts of your footprints and sell them as Sasquash feet.