Dad: I stopped wearing pajamas when I was a year and a half old. I've been sleeping naked since I was potty trained!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Watching The Island, where these people are basically bred for spare parts.
Brother 2: Why is his name Echo 16? What does Echo stand for?
Cousin S: I think they name them by the year they were born, so the Echo guys are all 3 years old, and numbered, so they can keep track of them.
Brother 2 and Cousin J, simultaneously: I thought it was because he liked to have sex with dolphins.
Brother 2: Jinx.
Posted by Vanessa at 10:43 PM
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Brother 1: When I get a dog, I hope it's half as nice as Buddy. I'm definitely getting a golden. Golden Retrievers are the best dogs.
Me: What about Sarah (Cousin J's golden retriever), she's kinda crazy?
Brother 1: That's 'cause Sarah is a girl dog, I'm getting a boy dog. Girl dogs are like girl humans. They go through heat and hump walls and doors.
Me: Girl humans go through heat and hump doors?
Brother 1: Yeah. Why do you think you're always humping stuff?
Posted by Vanessa at 3:29 PM
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Brother 1: I'm pretty sure your boyfriend is a serial killer.
Me: Really? Uh oh.
Brother 1: Yeah, he's going to kill you.
Me: Will you protect me?
Brother 1: Only if he tries to murder you at home. If you murders you at his house, there's nothing I can do.
Me: So you're just going to let me die.
Brother 1: Well, if you suddenly disappear, I'll go after him.
Posted by Vanessa at 11:44 AM