Coke Zero

Brother 1 (looking like a lightbulb just went off in his head): You know how Coke Zero has nothing in it? Just artificial flavors and a little salt??

Me: Yeah...

Brother 1: BUDDY COULD HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Do you think he'd like it?

Brother 1: YES! HE WOULD LOVE IT! You can't give it to him though, he already loves you too much.