Me: Where'd you go?
Brother 1: To move my car. I parked next to you! And brought you this!!!
Brother 1 places a chunk of ice on my desk and walks out.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Me: Where'd you go?
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Mom: I don't think we have three pairs of black shoes for you guys.
Dad: Yeah we do.
Mom: No, you guys share, since you never have to wear them at the same time.
Dad: Nah, there are three pairs in the closet.
Mom: No, there aren't. Stop it! You don't know! You don't pay attention to shoes!!!
I wonder if I have black shoes.
Dad: You do. They're black and pointy and have a little heel. And they look like shoes.
Posted by Vanessa at 4:23 PM
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Brother 1: What they should do is make all the Bears wear green tinted contact lenses, so they think they're playing the Packers in every game. They'd be like, "Wait, I thought we were playing Minnesota this week..." "Nope, Green Bay again, the jersey's are green." Then they'd go undefeated all season, and win the Super Bowl. "Wait, how are we playing the Packers in the Super Bowl? They were 0-16 this year. Weird." When actually it's Eli Manning. Ha! Favre sucks.
Posted by Vanessa at 8:15 PM
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
We went to see I Am Legend last night.
Brother 2: If we had to choose one person to survive a zombie outbreak and save the world, I think I'd choose Cousin J.
Brother 1: Even if that meant you would die?
Brother 2: Yeah. Cousin J could handle it. He probably wouldn't even have to hide at night. He would just go outside and dance with the zombies. And his dancing would curb their hunger and they wouldn't eat him.
Brother 1: But what would happen when he got to old to dance? He would die and the zombies would eat him.
Brother 2: Nah, Cousin J's dancing would make him younger each day. Dancing all day keeps the zombies away.
Posted by Vanessa at 8:47 PM
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Monday, December 03, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Me: What are you doing?
Dad: Practicing new walks. Winter walks.
Me: For what?
Dad: We're going to do winter walks around the neighborhood, singing songs to everyone who answers their door.
Me: What kinds of songs are we going to sing?
Dad: Doors classics. And the Under Dog theme song.
Posted by Vanessa at 3:47 PM