X-Men

-after seeing the new X-Men movie-

Me: If you can have any superpower, what would you choose? That guy that could throw those spike things was pretty cool.

Brother 1: I want to have explosive poo. Like, it's a grenade, where I could poo and throw it, and things would explode. And depending on what I ate that day, it would be more or less explosive. Like, eat mexican food, the house explodes.

Brother 2: I want to be able to give people really angry looks that would make them cry. ((scruches face up)) and you would burst into tears.