Jewel Bag
Brother 1: She can't be pregnant, I used a Jewel bag! (for those of you not from the Chicago area, Jewel is a local grocery store)
Brother 1's gf: A Jewel bag? How the hell would you do that?
Brother 1: You just put your legs through the handles and pull it up, then you've got your hands free!! Not like those annoying condoms...
2 comments:
I think this is the beginning of a wonderful website.
No, he didn't. Really. Oh gawd I'm gonna have to tell someone!
ROFL
Post a Comment