Stories

Brother 2: So, you broke up with that guy from South Africa?

Me: What? You mean the guy that went on vacation to South Africa?

Brother 2: Yeah. Dad said you dumped him.

Me: No, we're still dating...

Mom: Your father wants you to tell him what's going on in your life so he can stop making up stories.

Me: See, I'm just getting used to telling you guys stuff. I didn't before because you would make fun of me.

Dad: Well, you need to start telling me what's going on in your life so I can start making fun of you again.