Pooped

I'm in the laundry room. Dad closes the door and turns off the light. 30 seconds later, he turns the light back on and comes in giggling.

Me: That's not funny.

Dad: You're right. This is serious stuff. So serious I pooped my pants.

Me: You better take care of that.

Dad: Nah, I'm leaving it there, saving it for later.

Me: You're saving your poop for later?