Scars

Brother 1: See this scar on my stomach? It's from Uncle M. He burned me with his cigarette.

Brother 2: Really?

Me: Well, he was little, and Uncle M turned and accidentally hit him with it.

Brother 1: That is not how it happened! He yelled, "I'll teach you not to act like such a brat!!" and held the cigarette on my stomach. I gave him this really serious look, refusing to show any pain. That's how it really happened.

Me: We were at the zoo.