Work

Me: I'm going to bed. I'm tired and I worked for a million hours today.

Brother 1: No you didn't.

Me: I went to work at 9, came home, changed and babysat until 11:30. How many hours is that?

Brother 1: Three. Babysitting doesn't count, and neither does making people look pretty on the computer. You can count your drive there and back though.