Pay the Doctor

Cousin G age 4 (looking in my ear with her pretend doctor equipment): I see something!!!

Me: What is it Doctor G? Can you get it out?

Cousin G: It's one of those big black birds!

Me: A crow?

Cousin G: Yeah!!! A crow in your ear!!

She pretends to pull a crow out of my ear.

Cousin G: Lets put it in a cage. We can release it into the wild later!


She then proceeded to tell everyone that they owed her $100 for removing the crow from my ear. She made $1.35, we'll pay her the $98.65 when she receives her medical degree.