Patriotic

Dad: People keep asking me if we're going to be working on Friday.

Me: What's Friday?

Dad: Good Friday. I keep saying, Good Friday is not a holiday. We didn't take off for Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday*. We are patriotic mother fuckers. We believe in separation of church and state.

*not quite sure why Martin Luther King Jr.'s b-day is lumped with those...