Thursday, April 05, 2007


Dad: I am going to throw this apple right at your forehead... and watch while it explodes into a million pieces... and you fall to the floor like a sack of bricks.

Replace apple with whatever he's holding in his hand at the time (gear, sandwich, rock, brownie, shoe and glasses have all been featured). I've heard variations on this sentence about 20 times in the past few days.

1 comment:

SinisterPurpose said...

Start handing him nerf balls and marshmallows.