Spice Girls (Continued)

So, after this incident, Dad wouldn't let the Spice Girl issue go. I feel like all we talked about, for the entire day, was the Spice Girls.

Dad: I'm going to start a new show, "The Spicettes", Presented by Andre Tarpoline! Featuring:

Scary Pumpkin Spice
Lunatic Lesbian Spice
Gastric Bypass Spice
Pumpernickle Spice
Gross Disgusting Smelly Spice
Pajama Polecat Spice
Baby Vomit Spice
Psychotic Posh Spice