Ears

Brother 2: My ears are freezing, like ice cubes.

Me: It's cold outside.

Brother 2: Do you think I could get cosmetic surgery to remove my ears? So I just had 2 holes in the sides of my head?

Me: If you really wanted to...


(About 5 Minutes Later)

Brother 2: I'm going to get my ear pierced, and put a giant gold hoop in it.

Me: Aren't you having your ears removed?

Brother 2: Oh yeah, that's right. I'll have to have them pierce the side of my head instead, right below where my ear should be.