Dad: I think Chicago needs a second football team. We can call them the Chicago Hares, and their mascot can be a giant rabbit with red eyes and sharp teeth.
That reminds me of Donnie Darko...
Kinda reminds me of that song from Donnie Darko.
It's not as if Chicago doesn't already have "a second football team"...and a third, and a fourth, I'm sure. And that's just counting adult teams with no academic affiliation -- check out the minor leagues. The problem is, Dad, like most people, don't know there are minor leagues for football. There's even a women's team, the Chicago Force.
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