Nicknames

Brother 1: You don't want to be too skinny.

Cousin K: I like that look, really slim.

Me: Yeah, but you don't want to get so skinny that your head looks really big.

Brother 1: Yeah, like you did when you were dancing all the time in high school.

Me: What?

Brother 1: Yeah, that's why we used to call you Big Head. Now we just call you Big Ass.