It's my mom's 50th birthday today... look what her friends did to our house:
Ooooo, Happy HAPPY Birthday Cindi!
Happy half century Ms. Cindi
Aw, man! I wish I knew it was your mom's birthday. I would have baked her something. Except no I wouldn't have. Expert bakers like you guys wouldn't want the shit that comes out of my oven. But it's the thought that counts, right? Happy birthday, Vanessa's mom! (I would have said Mrs. ___, but then I realized you guys might get stalkers.)
Happy Birthday, Mrs. IKnowYourLastNameButLikeNicoleWouldNeverUseIt!
Happy Happy Birthday to Mom. She has great friends. Because, only really great friends can leave underwear signs on your lawn.
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