Giant Penis
We're all sitting around our gigantic sand hole, resting, when I look over at Brother 1 sitting in the sand. He has a giant sand penis coming out of the leg of his swim trunks. It reaches past his knees.
Brother 1: Whoa, that was getting claustrophobic, I'm glad I got all the sand off.
4 comments:
LMAO!
How long did Izzack stick around for?
about 15 minutes, then he became a traitor by digging with our competition.
It might be better that the 9 year old missed the giant sand penis. But this has great potential for a hysterical porn spin-off. "Getting The Sand Off" indeed.
But he did catch a "cuuuuuuunt" - so funny.
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