Friday, August 11, 2006

Dedicated To That Kid Down The Street

It poured yesterday in Chicago, we got so much rain that all the ditches flooded, and the creek was 3 feet deep instead of 1. So, of course, the brothers decided it was perfect weather to ride our bikes in.

Riding through a ditch in water up to our waists when topic turned to a neighbor friend, we'll call him Mike O.:

Brother 1: Be careful, you don't want to get VD.

Me: What?

Brother 1: VD, you know... VD, short for Venereal Disease, short for Vag Disease. And contrary to popular belief, penises can get it too. Like Mrs. O used to always say, "Don't play in the creek!!! You'll get VD!!!", Mike has to wear a condom when he plays in the creek.

1 comment:

Candi said...

Reminiscent of the gonorrhea story from Seinfeld...