I Wish We Knew Sign Language...

One of my cousins is deaf, so sometimes it's hard to communicate. He reads lips really well, and whatever he can't get, we can reword or finger spell.

Cousin: Where is Brother 2?

Brother 1: Playing with the remote control car.

Cousin: What?

Brother 1: Playing with the remote control car.

Cousin: What?

Brother 1: Beating himself off.

Cousin bursts out laughing.

He understood the last time.