We Could Call Him Fart For Short

Another baby name discussion:

Brother 1's gf: I have to give my babies Italian names.

Brother 1: Nothing weird though, like your brother Giuseppe.

Brother 1 gets hit.

Brother 1: I want to name my kid Ishmalatwofarto. And then he can tell people, "It's Italian, in English, it translates to Fred."

** random note, spell check does not have "fart" in it's dictionary... huh...