Mulch Madness

It's summer, which means my dad is digging up the yard again.

Dad: Who wants to help with Mulch Madness tomorrow?!?!?

Brother 1: Not me.

Dad: What? You don't like basketball?

Brother 1: That's March Madness.

Dad: Oh yeah, this is Mulch Madness! What? You don't like mulch?

Brother 1: No. It smells.