Thursday, June 08, 2006

Fix Your House

So, the house across the street from me hasn't had siding for about 8 years now. About 6 years ago, someone wrote "FIX YOUR HOUSE" in spray paint on the pink panther insulation. It's still there.

Me: Can we go write "fix your house" again, with a different colored spray paint?

Brother 1: How about we wrap his house up in saran wrap?

Brother 1's gf: And we can blow dry it so they can't get out.

Brother 2: And then, we'll cut their phone lines, and gas, and electrical, so they can't call for help and die!

Brother 1: Yeah, and then we can invent a solvent that just dissolves saran wrap so know one knows what happened.

2 comments:

Vanessa said...

no, i'm well aware of it :)

Annie, The Evil Queen said...

You obviously don't live in a neighborhood with a homeowners association. If they won't side the house they could at least put up a fence.

Or maybe your brother could just invent a solvent to dissolve the house?