Father's Day

Dad received a weed wacker, a mug, the second ugliest shrubbery in the world, and a new shovel for Father's Day.

Dad: Aw sweet, a new shovel! (Taking off the stickers.) Look, it has a 25 year limited warranty! (Sticks that sticker on Brother 2's back) Now you have a 25 year limited warranty!

Brother 2: So, if I jump off a building, they'll replace me for free??

Brother 1: No, it's a limited warranty, it doesn't cover for stuff like that. It only works for normal use wear and tear. Throwing it off a building is not included in normal use.

Brother 2: (Takes the sticker off his back and sticks it on a can of pineapples.) Look! Now this can of pineapples has a limited warranty!