American Idol

Brother 1: My GF made me watch American Idol. The whole 2 hour special.

Me: You know, that show it pure torture for our family. We're all tone deaf. So we watch, and say "Wow, that person was really good, they're pretty and look like they had a lot of fun" and then the judges tell us what a horrible singer they are. It's just not fun.

Brother 1: GF got so mad at me for all my comments that she took a crap on my chest.

Me: And you were so engrossed in American Idol that you didn't notice until it was too late?

Brother 1: Yeah. She was crouching over my chest like a tiger, and I didn't even notice until it was too late...