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For those of you who don't know (random internet people), I'm about 5 months pregnant. Here are a few gems from the past couple months...

Brother 2 (rubbing my belly): Are you sure you didn't steal a watermelon?

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Brother 2: I want to be Uncle Sausage Links!

Brother 1: I want to be Uncle Mandarin!



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Dad (in creepiest voice ever, to my belly): I'm waiting for you!!!! I'm going to talk to you all the time so you know who I am when you're born. I already know who you are...