Mom: I got Rudy to eat out of my hand!!
Me: Your training worked?
Mom: Yeah, but only once, we're going to have to work with him a little more to get him to come up to the top and eat.
Yep, Mom's training her goldfish. She must really miss Buddy.
Me: I found you and Mom a hotel. Give me your credit card.
Dad: Ok. Don't tell your mother where we're staying.
Me: It's a suprise?
Dad: I'm taking someone else...
Brother 1: Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
Balls! Where? On your face!
