Happy St. Patrick's Day!

We had a St. Patrick's Day Festival on Sunday, and drank green beer from 1 in the afternoon until 4 in the morning.

Brother 1: I really like St. Patrick. He's the only saint I believe in. Besides Santa and the Easter Bunny, of course.

Me: Hmmm.... but doesn't God make saints or something? How can you believe in St. Patrick if you don't believe in God?

Brother 1: Nope, St. Patrick was the only saint not created that way. He became a saint through excessive alcohol consumption.