Basements

Brother 2: Is there a limit on how many stories your basement can go down?

Cousin J: I hope not! My basement is going to be 15 stories deep. The bottom floor is going to be a graveyard. People who die in my house will be buried there. And I'm going to hire an old, ugly man to carry around a dirty shovel and yell at people not to go any further. And I'm going to hire a really really fat man to run around in his whitey tighteys and raid my refrigerator.