Zombie Dance

We went to see I Am Legend last night.

Brother 2: If we had to choose one person to survive a zombie outbreak and save the world, I think I'd choose Cousin J.

Brother 1: Even if that meant you would die?

Brother 2: Yeah. Cousin J could handle it. He probably wouldn't even have to hide at night. He would just go outside and dance with the zombies. And his dancing would curb their hunger and they wouldn't eat him.

Brother 1: But what would happen when he got to old to dance? He would die and the zombies would eat him.

Brother 2: Nah, Cousin J's dancing would make him younger each day. Dancing all day keeps the zombies away.