Greece

Brother 1: I hate that flood light.

Dad: That's my light of a thousand suns, it was made by the ancient Greeks.

Brother 1: The Greeks didn't make shit.

Dad: They made the pyramids.

Me: Uh... that was the Egyptians.

Dad: Well, they conquered the Egyptians and took their pyramids.

Brother 1: No they didn't. They danced around in their skirts and wrote poetry.