Saturday, June 02, 2007

Giant Spiders

Brother 1: Last night I was attacked by a giant killer tarantula.

Me: He was! His eyes were almost swollen shut this morning!

Brieanne: Did you actually see the giant tarantula?

Me: No.

Brother 1: It was huge! Three feet in diameter. I woke and couldn't move because it had webbed me. Cousin J woke up and Chuck Norris Round House Kicked him in the face, saving my life.

1 comment:

SinisterPurpose said...

If only the films of Chuck Norris had such logical and well thought out plots. Oh well.