Giant Spiders
Brother 1: Last night I was attacked by a giant killer tarantula.
Me: He was! His eyes were almost swollen shut this morning!
Brieanne: Did you actually see the giant tarantula?
Me: No.
Brother 1: It was huge! Three feet in diameter. I woke and couldn't move because it had webbed me. Cousin J woke up and Chuck Norris Round House Kicked him in the face, saving my life.
1 comment:
If only the films of Chuck Norris had such logical and well thought out plots. Oh well.
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