Tuesday, June 12, 2007


Mom: Remember when we were going to name her after my family?

Dad: No.

Brother 1: What are you talking about?

Me: I was conceived out of wedlock.

Dad: Yeah! You were conceived out of love!! (To Mom) That was fun!

Brother 1: I was planned!

Me: No you weren't, Brother 2 was the only planned baby.

Mom: Yeah, you were the "Oh shit!" kid.

1 comment:

John said...

You know, you are the perfect visage of a love child.

This news makes me happy for some reason.