Conception
Mom: Remember when we were going to name her after my family?
Dad: No.
Brother 1: What are you talking about?
Me: I was conceived out of wedlock.
Dad: Yeah! You were conceived out of love!! (To Mom) That was fun!
Brother 1: I was planned!
Me: No you weren't, Brother 2 was the only planned baby.
Mom: Yeah, you were the "Oh shit!" kid.
1 comment:
You know, you are the perfect visage of a love child.
This news makes me happy for some reason.
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