Buffalo

The family is going to Montana this week, so I'm not sure how much I'll have to post until they come back with stories.

Dad: Bring the football!

Brother 1: I'm going to throw the football at the buffalo.

Dad: I'll be the quarterback, and you can be the running back.

Brother 1: I want to be a full back, so I can charge through the buffalo. I'm a rhino , you know.