Poo

Me: I lost 1.2 pounds this week!

Brother 1: 1.2 pounds could mean you took a crap today.

Me: My crap doesn't weight 1.2 pounds.

Brother 2: Cousin J takes a crap and then he's 5 pounds lighter. Cousin J has a way with poo.

Brother 1: Cousin J has his way with poo?? How does he have his way with poo? Holds it down...

Brother 2: A way. A way with poo.