Carmine

I have a box turtle named Carmine. Brother 1 got him for me for Christmas. Today, it was really nice outside, so I let him run around the backyard (basically digging a hole in the mud and sitting in it for hours). Brother 2 was mowing the lawn, so I had to bring Carmine up on the deck so he wouldn't get run over.

Dad: Did Brother 2 hit your turtle with the lawn mower??

5 minutes later...

Mom: Did Carmine get hit? That would be gross, turtle guts shooting all over the lawn!


My family is nice.