Girls Gone Wild

A couple years ago, Christmas Eve.

Grandpa Gorgo: Here, you can have these, or give them to the kids. They weren't very good.

He hands my dad a stack of Girls Gone Wild video tapes.


Later that night, when my entire extended family was over.

Brother 1: Can we pleeeease watch our Christmas present from Grandpa?? Please?!?!

Mom: No. You are not keeping those.

Brother 1: But it would be fun! I bet Grandma would enjoy them!