First Day of Spring Eve

Dad: Today's the 20th?

Me: Yeah. Tomorrow's free iced coffee day at Dunkin Donuts!

Dad: Tomorrow's the first day of spring. We should celebrate today too, by painting in really bushy eyebrows on our faces. It'll be a national holiday. Bushy Eyebrow Day!

Me: Sounds fun.

Dad: And on Bushy Eyebrow Day, you have to go by your Greek name. Do you remember yours?