Friday, January 12, 2007

Exploding Pants

Brother 1: Brother 2 and I are going to invent exploding pants.

Me: Ok.

Brother 1: Yeah, we're going to drench them in pesticides, and then, when you lit a match near them, they will explode.

Me: But then your legs would explode too.

Brother 1: It's ok, we're only going to sell them to people in New Zealand.

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