Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Assult

Dad: I'm going to punch you right in the jaw.

Me: I'll have you arrested for child abuse.

Dad: Won't work.

Me: How about assult?

Dad: Nope. The police will just pat me on the back and say, "Nice child rearing"

1 comment:

Annie, The Evil Queen said...

I think they call it "Tough Love".