Mount Everest Continued...

Dad: You know, they leave dead people up on Mount Everest because it takes too much effort to bring them down. I think it'll be impossible for your kids or grandkids to drag your dead body up to the top.

Brother 1: Ok, then I want my body cremated. But just my body. At the wake, they can have an open casket with just my head sitting there, and then, they can shrink my head, put it on a stick, and use it as a walking stick to get up Mount Everest. That'll be even better. Every climber to make it to the top will be greated by my shrunken head.