Merry Christmas!

Mom: You know what I really want to do?

Brother 1: What?

Mom: We should go out, and steal hundreds of baby Jesus' from the nativity scenes.

Brother 1: Ok.

Mom: And then, we'll go downtown, and let them all go in the Chicago River. Could you imagine that? Hundreds of baby Jesus' floating down the Chicago River.

Brother 1: That would be great.