Cows
Brother 2: Stop stepping on my feet!
Brother 1: I wouldn't be stepping on your feet if they weren't streched out under the table. My baby cows are flat up against the booth, I'm not stepping on you on purpose.
Me: Baby cows?
Brother 1: Yeah, baby cows, my calves.
1 comment:
Okay seriously. Have you thought about recording your family on video or audio. You're basically sitting on the next smash hit reality show. You're the Osbournes of the Chicagoland area.
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